War poetry :: English Literature

state of war poetryI come from Wooburn common. Somebody had to. When we first moved here(predicate)it seemed an alright place. There are plenty of fields for sport and immobilize views. But these mild advantages are swamped by a thousandand atomic itemise 53 disadvantages. For example, I still, after four years ofliving here, am advent to terms with the fact that Im the only saneperson in this village. so far my family seem to be a little on theinsane perspective after living here, but I cant say I inculpation them. The onlyentertainment there is dodging the many vicious animals when you goon walks and trying not to get lost in the uncountable number of treesand wooded areas. Its enough to drive any hotshot(a) madOne of the inhabitants of Wooburn Common is doddering dog man. He hassomewhere in the region of 15 dogs which he talks to, not to mentionhimself, regularly. He is a tall, lanky man, with grey greased backhair and always wears, rain or shine, his dark green rain Ma c andWellington boots. One day, one of his beloved dogs decided to leave apackage for us, on our lawn for my pop music to find. We were unaware atfirst whose dog did the deed but we hard-boiled it as a one off. As wewere ab erupt to find out this was not the case. Everyday a fresh one waslaid we withal put a sign up saying please do not allow your dog tofoul on our verge, or we whitethorn have to return the favor. It was nogood, the poo just kept culmination (by straightway mostly on the sign itself)until operation pooper scoop was initiated. A whole day I spent in mysisters car at the end of drive with a pair of binoculars waiting forthe now named phantom pooper to arrive. Time dragged on, but as Iwas about to shout out it a day, crazy dog man decided to show his face,dogs and all. It was horrid One or two of the dogs had diarrhea,but I consoled myself by cunning that I had caught the culprit. Itwasnt long before I told my dad. He went, besides a bright scarletcolour, mad, but managed to coolly and calmly place one of the manyexcretory products in to an envelope and posted through the recipients garner box A punishment well deserved but events uniform this onehappen regularly in wooburn common and although reasonably funny, the unremarkable of them happening again and again every week is definitelynot.If you have it off in Wooburn common you have to accept that the main bulk of